A Little Irreverent Christmas/Mental Health Humor

Schizophrenia:

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder:

We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Amnesia:

I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic:

Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic:

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid:

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder:

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Full Personality Disorder:

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Agoraphobia:

I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

Senile Dementia:

Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

Oppositional Defiant Disorder:

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

Social Anxiety Disorder:

Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas while I Sit Here and Hyperventilate